Left of The Middle (Child)/To The Middle Child's Left

I've been thinking about starting one of these guys. Joining the blogosphere or making a Blog-a-log as people-that-Rivkah-knows like to call them.

I welcome myself.

At the beginning of Dave Egger's early life memoir A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius he writes "This was uncalled for." Precisely, Dave. Precisely.